March 2010
February 2010
Roll Away Your Stone
Mumford & Sons
Mumford & Sons — Roll Away Your Stone
You told me that I would find a home
Within the fragile substance of my soul
And I have filled this void with things unreal
And all the while my character it steals
“A guy is driving around and sees a sign in front of a house. TALKING DOG FOR SALE. He rings the doorbell and the owner takes him in the backyard, where he sees a Labrador “You talk?” He says. “Yepp,” the lab replies. “When I was a puppy the CIA had me jetting from Country to Country sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. Now i’m retired.” The guy is amazed and asks the owner what he wants for the dog. “Ten dollars,” he says. “Ten dollars?! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?” “Because he’s a fucking liar! He never did any of that shit!”
— Maxim Magazine Jokes (via watchingthedialtone)